History Day

Hey yalls I am nearly finished with my history day project. It is an amazing project that has amazing things I will tell all of u what it is when we turn ours in, because then none of you people's friends (because all of u aren't dumb enough to steal our ideas because then the ghosts that haunt the outhouses of Siberia will get you while u sleep) until next time, Me because i am stalked by some random person in england

SLEEP TIGHT MHWA HA HA HA HA HA

Tee Hee

Pickling a Pickle an Ode to Randomness

My shoe got stuck in a vending machine

I do feel bad now the candy's unclean

The abominable snowman knocked on my door

I opened it up and he threw me to the floor

He screamed at me 

As I tried to flee

"The machine is stuck, I can't get my cookie"

Yelled the giant albino white Wookie

He slumped on the floor dead from sugar deprivation

As I let out a surprised exclamation

I am now a really rich dude with the body sold to science

I could blow up Canada with no defiance

Though that would be as begging for a vital organ that is already taken

I would no longer have Canadian bacon